That's cos they're old!
Water Restrictions in victoria has turned up a notch... It's not Stage 1... Not Stage 2... not even Stage 3 BUT STAGE 3A!!!!! (what the....)
Check out the last clause!!
"People aged 70 and over can water between 8am and 10am on specific days"
WHAT THE.... ???
My conversation with my colleague:
Mary: Why is it that specifically people 70 and over can water their plants more??
Kate: That's cos they're old
*The Mary's mind is boggled"
Cool quotes I read from 10 Smart Insults from Famous People:
If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.- Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill)
If you were my wife, I'd drink it.- Winston Churchill, in reply
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend….if you have one - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill;
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second……if there is one - Winston Churchill in response
I'm learning how to do a mail merge myself off the Microsoft Office Online Website. (that's how I learnt how to Locate duplicates by using conditional formatting for Excel! - Great website!!)
Yes, I'm that bored!